similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How's work?
Spinning.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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