If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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