Buhtt sex?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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