just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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