omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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