if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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