shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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