You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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