ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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