Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You ruined the universe
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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