i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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