Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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