Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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