I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
