I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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