I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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