just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My liver just had a heart attack.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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