i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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