Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Someone shit on the floor
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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