If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
