yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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