Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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