Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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