My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
