guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
