i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
