We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i believe in u and ur pee
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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