well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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