last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
