Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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