So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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