Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We got so high we made milksteak
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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