you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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