Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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