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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think you may want to look into that...

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• (212): View more from New York

  the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  they call him Oral-B. enough said

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.

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• (714): View more from California

  Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

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