did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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