so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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