Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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