I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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