Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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