i don't like sucking hair
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
