So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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