it's like iHOP with fire
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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