Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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