I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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