We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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