that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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