what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
soo... how was my night?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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