Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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