No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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