hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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