I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
