I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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