Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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